We didn't think about it twice. This is the real world and The Mean Streets are truly that. Although we sympathize with some of the situations people may be in, we need to expose the truth. Here you will find just
that. We first started with the streets of our hometown and will reach out to the rest of the RGV. If you know of somebody that fits the profile and would like to see them here, please email their info to lunaticpro@hotmail.com .
We are looking for bums, homeless, nomad - wanderers, mentals, drunks and so forth in your city. This is the Mean Streets you all, and sometimes the truth ain't pretty !!!! And sometimes it is..... You'll know what I mean later....peace...
LUNATIC - THE MEAN STREETS SECTION
“Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero, he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be, to use a rather weathered phrase, a man of honor, by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world.”
RAUL THE "C.O.P."
Name: Raul
AKA: None
Companion: "Milo" his K9
Age: 30 something
Enemies: None known.
Marital Status: Single and available 365 days out of the year.
Street status: Not homeless. Non threating. Grooming decent. Most of the time, predictible. Wanders the streets of Weslaco's south side in security guard uniform. Harmless, keeps to himself unless you make the first move for companionship. Buys his beer at the Stripes convienent store on 8th and Texas blvd.
Bio: For over 14 years, Raul has wandered the streets of Weslaco in his security guard uniform. Armed with a flashlight, and Realistic police scanner, Raul sometimes responds to police calls he hears on his scanner by foot. Once he arrives at the scene of a call, he gets arrested for public intoxication. During his 14 years of patrol, Raul has accumulated over 54 PI arrests and 2 DWI arrests. The majority of the times, as he puts in his own words: I serve 2 to 3 days in jail and then go see the "Buenota Judge Melinda Farias and she gives me time served. Then I go back to patrol. Raul sleeps during the day and patrols during the graveyard shift. From time to time, he actually does real security guard work at various stores and strip joints that will give him food or a few bucks for beer. Despite being mentally challenged, Raul has fooled quite a few people into believing he is a real COP; but to be honest - that is just what he is; a C.O.P. ---> a citizen on patrol, except with a beer in his hand.
Name: Lupe
AKA: El Mojo (Rusty in english)
Companion: Has none.
Age: Mid to late 50s
Enemies: The Old Jawless Gay man (but thats a story of its own)
Marital Status: Single and will probably die that way.
Street status: Homeless. Non threatening when sober; threatening when drunk. Very bad grooming, filthy and stinks.
Most of the time, predictible. Wanders the streets of Weslaco's south side but also been known to hit the north
side from time to time. Buys beer anywhere possible and will try to sell anything he finds for beer money.
Bio: For over 25 years now, Lupe has been known as the "Town Drunk". Just this year alone, Lupe has already racked
up over 100 arrests for Public Intoxication and Disorderly Conduct. In all his years of roaming the streets, Lupe
probably has easily over 1000 arrests total; however none more serious then his 2002 arrest. You see, Lupe has this
problem of masterbating in public and when he decided to do it in front of an elementary school, that landed him 5
years in the big house. Alot of times, I often found Lupe crawling on all fours, by the rail road tracks off
business 83 in Weslaco. He would be vomitting black and sometimes yellow stomach acid, due to drinking pure rubbing
alcohol and chasing it with a Schiltz Malt Liquour quart. All the items were found right next to him, right before
getting arrested. Despite all his bad luck, Lupe has had better days. In the late 90s, Lupe won $1000 bucks off a
scratch off lotto ticket and was riding around in a brand new 10 speed bike, he had bought with the money. This was
short lived though cause shortly after he got his ass kicked and they robbed his bike. When intoxicated, Lupe walks
up and down the main streets of Weslaco, cussing and yelling at the world. I guess Lupe has alot to be mad at, due
to all his misfortunes. From scravening for food to being raped, arrested, beaten up, and last, feeling the
millions hell o shish hang overs Lupe has experierenced - this is all just the norm in the world for him. After
all, Lupe is certainly one of the most notable graduates of what the Mean Streets of Weslaco has to offer.
JOHN EL GRINGO ROCHE
Name: John Roche, but sometimes tells you his name is Jim ; John is his brother.?
AKA: El Gringo (or atleast thats who the storys about
Companion: None.
Age: 68/69
Enemies: The black that conned him out of a quarter at the mental insitution
Marital Status: Single but is working on it..
